I know you probably wondering who am I?
The new guy,
Who you don't think is worthwhile
I got a different gameplan
Give me a chance man
Yo yung stacks, step down man.
Your lyrics are faker than Anna Nicole's breasts
You vs me, it's no contest
You writing like you never rapped before
I'll lyrically beat ya ass so sore
It's like you did a prison tour.
Thinkin you hardcore, cause you talk about it
Don't type about it man, it's a false account
And quit lyin about your bank account amount
His stacks are shorter than dude from Different Strokes
Next battle he might as well copy and paste a verse to get a vote
You can't get one
Like 50 can't make it to a dollar
Call dude up and ask him for a lyric or two that you could take
But come up with something new for everybody's sake
You like, same damn thing, but a different day
The annoying bug that won't go away
The annoying ex that won't let go
You keep changing accounts like eenie-minie-moe
Catch the fake dude by his little knock off clothes
Lyrically pimp slap him like he was a five dollar hoe
Yo
There's no way he can defeat me
His lyrics are older than that Jerry McGuire line “you complete me.”
His act as a rapper is worse than Tom Cruise
Give up on here bro, you're old news
Everybody here knows you're gonna lose
Leave you dazed and confused
Like, dude, you just got abused
You been on here longer than me
Yet you sound like the rookie
I'm typing this out and baking cookies
That's the only dough you touch
Trying to beat me man, good luck
Just give up dude
You don't even need to accept this cause I smoked you in the call out
It's up to you dude, I'll go all out
All day, Every way, slow, fast, even add a little bit a reggae
To the track
Get put on the Shadowville Map
I can type out a whole novel of rap
And sit back and relax
For you to think of a word to rhyme with screwed
But I already got one for ya homie- YOU
I know you don't wanna back down
You don't even want to accept this call out
Don't want to accept that the rookie's got skills
I know, I know, my rhymin is ill
Like AIDS patients
And in the voting I'll sweep you
They'll think you're the Lakers
It's over man
I'm the winner
And the funny thing about it is
I'm only a beginner
And you been here longer than me
THIS is what it's like to battle a real MC
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