homeboyd84 said:

“ni–a god damn, ooh! I impress myself… so many hoes on my d**k i gotta stretch my belt”

That’s Chamillionaire’s line. Couple more from him. Some of these are my favorites:

“I might pull my cash out and make ya woman pass out.
Cause I get more green than a leprechaun in a grass house.
Hold up. Just shut ya trap and listen to what the Chamillion say.
I’m more throwed than a football on Super Bowl Sunday.“

“Mouth glassy. Looking like I swallowed a mirror.
Gotta brush my teeth with Windex to see my ice more clearer.”

“I’ll make a nigga slow his roll like he was talkin’ in screw.”

“I’m above you, you under me. Like a umbrella.”

“I’m as throwed as a rock in a shot slingshot.”

“Ice lookin’ like a stuck my finger in a snowcone.”

“..Lookin’ like a poisonous lightbulb bit my wrist.”

“When it come to ridin’ chrome, we some veteran pros.
Matter of fact, I’m living larger than David Letterman’s nose.”

“Haters see more red dots than a kid with chickenpox.”

“You lick the d**k on a stick, if you don’t think that I’m the ish.
Mad cause you suck like some lips on a big tit.”

“I do more dirt than a busy gravedigger in a cemetery.”

“Yo pockets flat as Eve’s face from a profile view.”

“I done took over the streets, so they call me the ground hog.”

“Don’t talk down, shut up like an attic door on the ceiling.”