AHEM

my penis is large and in charge

like the titanic

i know my balls are a duo

because they are dynamic

b*tches call me sarge

and they start to panic

when they see my large d**k is so advantaged

anyone who says it isn’t

b*tch slap em

cuz they lied 

my face is dr. jekyll but my wang is doctor hyde

sick big and nasty

makes porno stars cry

when it’s erect i hang flags on it

ladies that see it get passionate and rip off their bonnets 

hairier than most could stand

longer than the flutes thats in your high school band

too bad the only action i get

is from my motherf**kin hand

oh s**t that’s hot i gotta get a mic