“Let me tell you something. You know how they say all women are the same? It's true. All girls are vain. They search for things that can make them feel special, and they go ghost when they don't feel it's working anymore. That's all there is to them. And theres billions of them, which is why I don't understand how guys obsess over one. She doesn't want you to play with her fun bags? Fuck her. She doesn't want to let you give her a squirt? Fuck her again. There are millions of babes that are hotter than her, smarter than her(whatever that means) have a better personality than her, and just relate to you better. Do what the jackasses she DOES like are going to do, and f**k. Her. Listen, chicks who KNOW they are smokin, are sluts, and let every guy get a touch, because they have the leisure to pick and choose different outlets for their vanity, a.k.a. the 'pretty boys.' The girls who ARE hot, but doubt it, you know, the whole subconscious thing, search for suckers like you who want to date for years and all that crazy stuff. Girls who AREN'T good looking, but think they are, well, they try to get around, and typically end up with guys like me who will stick our ding-a-lings in any willing wet spot. The girls who aren't hot, and KNOW they are not, those are the ones you see coming up with the 'it's the inside that counts' jibberish, but f**k them. What I'm saying is, all girls are the same, but they fall into different categories. Choose the one that works best for you, and quit focusing on one. That's like me going to the bazaar and getting mad when they don't have my favorite nudie mags, when there are others all around me. Stupidness.”

- Kozuna 

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