Most people are stupid. Stupid people like stupid music (its my stereotype). Stupiditis has been spreading at record numbers for those who don’t know. Stupid people want rhymes that they can understand, and if stupid metaphors and similes is what it takes, then so be it.
Example: They can’t see, they are like stevie
Guess who spent days writing that stupid line? Funny thing is, I saw four stupid 18 year olds bumping wayne and when they heard that line, and one of them said “who’s They?” (true story).
Ps. I do give props to wayne though, I don’t hate him. He is insanely good at what he does, and thats attracting stupid people (which is the majority, also the same majority who want Obama cause he’s black or the other cause he’s white.. when I’m sure they don’t which of the two is the republican.. stupids)
ps #2. Even stupid people can slap together a few metaphors on a beat and get fans, and that’s what Tha Joker did. I won’t call Joker stupid (although at first I did), because I took a second look at his stage name and realised he was JOKING (I crack myself up).
ps #3. Here’s a good example of people that aren’t stupid. Because he starts off with stupid metaphors to make FUN of stupid people, and that’s smart.
uh
He’s meannnnnn
and vicious
I cant believe hes that rude
To those stories those rhymes that jew
Then he put ‘em on the floor like cat food
And put ‘em on the track like glue
Then put ‘em on your head like hat
Hey back to you lou black power
Im just running with a barrel full of black powder
Wita hole in it hole in it wheezin deep, breathin
Running from the fire on the trail i keep leavin
I cant shake it i swear its heat seekin
I keep seekin somewhere to hide from it i can die from it
But it keep keepin up just when i think that ive done it
It keep sneakin up
Ohh leakin barrel of black powder how that flame keep reachin us
Just one of the long rended extended metaphors alose
This time I use an example of a fuse
to demonstrate how i cant lose
I would put it down but i cant due to the glue
that i use the fuse everything together
well i spill some on my hands
and God Damn i might have to carry this forever
Well im crazy to the game till they bury me insane
ps #4. Call me Turtle from now on (obvious reason why)
DISCLAIMER:
Don’t bitch at me saying “I like lil wayne, so I’m stupid too?”
Because the answer would be yes.
DISCLAIMER #2:
I was joking about disclaimer #1
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