Have you heard of the new Oriental cookbook?
-It's called “101 Ways to Wok Your Dog.”
What did the spic say when his house fell on him?
-Get off me, homes!
What do you do with a black Jew?
-Put him in the back of the oven!
What starts with “N”, ends with “R”, and is a word you never want to call a black?
-Neighbor!
What's the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?
-You only need one nail to hang a painting of Jesus.
What do fat chicks and mopeds have in common?
-They're both fun to ride until a friend sees you.
What's the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman?
-You can unscrew a light bulb.