1. What does Barker's face really look like? He's had that cover on his head forever, I hope dude doesn't suffocate.
2. What is Satan's last name?
3. Why do we celebrate Easter with Rabbits and eggs, if Rabbits don't lay eggs?
4. Will Myspace ever “die?”
5. How come when whites write books, the main character is white, and when blacks write books, the main character is black? This applies to movies and TV shows as well (Yes Tyler Perry, I'm looking at you).
6. Why do people deem Stalking bad? I enjoy the rush of being elusive.
7. Why do dogs lick themselves?
8. If the world ends in 2012, what does that mean for movies/books/albums that're supposed to come out in 2013?
9. How do you know when sex is over?
10. Why do people get sentenced to 100+ years in prison?
11. Why do people date women of different races growing up, but then eventually want to marry someone of their own “kind?”
12. Why do dikes use dildos?
13. Can a man REALLY be bi-sexual?
14. Will we go to war with North Korea?
15. Is the name “Hussein” an Arabic name….or an African name? O.O
16. How do people make themselves cry?
17. Isn't worse for a woman to cheat on a man than it is for a man to cheat on a woman?
18. If you disagree with 17, then why do fathers congradulate their sons for swiping their V-Card, but flip when their daughter swipes hers?
19. Why do men get mad when you call their mom/sister a b*tch, but then turn around and call someone elses sister/future mom a b*tch?
20. Is society destined to fail?
PS: I got number 9 from a Spin City episode and number 12 from an EMINEM lyric, both were hilarious lol.