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Bishnoo VS. Jammo

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8:57 am
April 16, 2008


bishnoo

Journeyman

Posts: 77

1

So I guess i posted my verse in wrong section, so i read the rules and here it is again, apologies.

 

So you say your british, guess I can’t f**k up your teeth

And you suck, so get down on both knees

I don’t know s**t about you, and i’ve never battled before

But I know that I can take you, and rattle your core

I’ll play tricks on your mind and tear apart your insides

Theres a fine line with me, you havn’t crossed yet, maybe in time

Cause I’m in the mood to chew you to pieces

I spew truth through telechenisis, without reason

I’ll change it up like the seasons

My knife enters you like all your sexually transmitted diseases

Now somethins got me curious, you rap with an accent?

This s**t was over before it began, pack your bags kid

I hope you can come back with somethin nice

Cause you know I’d love to murder you twice

 Take these words as advice, your gonna need it

To take me hotshot, your gonna need a bigger E-PEENIS

 

 

Good luck dude. Off to work soon, better have a verse by tonight!

 

Let me know if I did this right guys! lol

You can-suck-a-fuckin-stick-a-dynamite, and-struck-the-fuckin-wick-a-light. It’ll hit you harder then-I-motherfuckin-hit-my-wife.


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2:37 pm
April 16, 2008


jammo 360

Initiate

Posts: 38

2

Bishnoo who the f**k are you ?

id put you in solitary confinement

hold tight yeah cos this kids heading for an early retirement

like 999 get ready to dial it

desecrate what you stand for and expire it

your just a contraption that fails to work

id murder your mother and blame it on the clerk

dude what’s up with her hormones and menopause

when i say sit ! she gets down on all fours

cos id keep you tightly squeezed like your locked in jaws

salvage you like toxic chemical spores

telekineses? i think its time you show me abit of respect

my thoughtless mind of torture will have your insides twisting like a game of Koneks

im your heroin you rely on me when you need to inject

im here to riddle you with the words of neglect

cos like a nuclear holocaust im ready to infect

if i was you id start brainstorming

cos if you dont like the ancient wonders ill have you falling

leave you crippled and crawling

now let this be a warning

make one wrong move and ill disarm you swarming

cos lyrically your so f**king boring!

 

 

 

5:09 pm
April 16, 2008


bishnoo

Journeyman

Posts: 77

3

Ok first off, can you read b*tch? cause for sure you can’t write

Your s**t makes makes you sound whiter than vanilla ice

I understood maybe half that crap

You just throw rhymes in there to make it seem like you can half ass rap

What happened to the rule no momma jokes?

Cmon man, we all know you don’t have no hoes.

Did I tell you were adopted? Wanna know how I know

Cause I’m your daddy b*tch, your the kid I f**kin disowned!

Now I know you won’t agree, but you just got owned

Heres a chance to lose your viginity, Ill take the O out, put in your little PP, PWNED

I find it annoying I have to write 16 to beat you.

My first 4 did it just fine, now im just deleting you

And why you wanna pin murder on the store clerk?

It’s not his fault your too poor to afford dirt

I could take 4 terds that have more worth than your poor words

I’ll keep it straight forword, stop now, you don’t need to get more hurt.

 

HAHA, good luck dude! Keep it comin!

 

 

 

 

 

You can-suck-a-fuckin-stick-a-dynamite, and-struck-the-fuckin-wick-a-light. It’ll hit you harder then-I-motherfuckin-hit-my-wife.

7:22 pm
April 16, 2008


Shadow

Posts: 5958

Somewhere near a bunch of beavers….

4

Bishnoo said:

Heres a chance to lose your viginity, Ill take the O out, put in your little PP, PWNED



LMAO i duno but i found that quite funny

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7:36 pm
April 16, 2008


jammo 360

Initiate

Posts: 38

5

Yo they call me the Prophet Mohammed

untill this battle i was a pacifist

reattalitaion is a must so i hope you can manage this

i clench my fist as tight as the Egypian stones

im the king of the dark abyss

and ill throw you off this MC throne

cos my lyrics alone will break your bones

ill destroy you on this mind altering verse

and let the Devil devour you with this diabolical curse

ill leave you cremated from the precious time of your chosen birth

you deserve to be sanctioned, punished by the demons of the unimagined

this is what you get for challenging me at rapping, ill listen into your thoughts like i was phone tapping

yeah i lost to Shadow cos he was seriously good

but you Bishnoo have seriously got this misunderstood

i dont have to make rhymes about guns to make people listen

your just a NED (non educated dilinquent) being educated is what your missing

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10:24 pm
April 16, 2008


Shadow

Posts: 5958

Somewhere near a bunch of beavers….

6

holy s**t lol..that was fkn good …bishnoo lets see what you got

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10:54 pm
April 16, 2008


bishnoo

Journeyman

Posts: 77

7

we done? isnt it 2 verses each? I can go again if you want me too

You can-suck-a-fuckin-stick-a-dynamite, and-struck-the-fuckin-wick-a-light. It’ll hit you harder then-I-motherfuckin-hit-my-wife.

12:41 am
April 17, 2008


Shadow

Posts: 5958

Somewhere near a bunch of beavers….

8

oh aha didnt realize u two finished battling..was quick….hmm…aite well im tired as fak right now but i’ll vote soon

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11:16 am
April 17, 2008


chill-ez

Journeyman

Posts: 64

9

my vote goes to jammo

 

making my defense immense with even less expence that you can spend………….

4:13 pm
April 17, 2008


MIDI

Initiate

Posts: 42

10

Bishnoo

 

ALWAYS READY