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Cal vs Jamino

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12:12 am
March 7, 2008


Cal

Journeyman

Posts: 54

1

I aint dead… just busy lol

 

Look its Jamino the young s**ttier British version of Benzino/

U aint half n half, too light to be black so u must be Cappuccino/

Puttin u on ice, not a frozen delight, more like a neuse tied extra tight/

Around ya neck right, now watch as this b*tch ass dude cries petrified /

Ur just a pesky ‘fly’ so let me break out the lyrical ‘insecticide’/

See Im a respected guy so battling me u should expect-to-die/

I only say things once but I’ll ‘cum again’ in ur moms infected eye/

Gave her a second sty, u wishin I didn’t have the preemptive strike/

We all know its d**ks u like, pussy, why u think all ur chicks turn dike?/

You’d probably ‘spit’ ight, if u stopped tryin to ‘swallow’ the mic/ haha

Its like these Brits think their the s**t, so I have to cut and twist/

Ur limbs to bits, makin ‘life’ the only thing left on ur ‘wish list’/

Im stingy kid, ur pops wishin he would have worn a ‘jimmy lid’ /

So stop actin gangsta, cause we all know ur just a whimpy b*tch/

This kid reps Bradford, here their unheard of like the ‘white market’ /

So slow ur roll u ‘no name’ before u get ‘served up’ like Marques/

Cant handle the pressure then backing down is the smartest gesture/

Cause when I behead u Ima mount ur head on a mantle and dresser/

U aint winnin my flow so ILL it’ll give u the ‘G-Itis’ like ‘Menin’/ (meningitis)

So the most u can do is sit back and ‘Imagine’ like ‘John Lennon’/

“You gon feel my rush, you don’t feel it then it must be too real to touch.”


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10:12 am
March 7, 2008


Playboy

Seasoned Veteran

Posts: 860

2

LMFAO!! nice, nice.  I was laughing hard as hell at the start of your verse but it got weaker in the second half.  lets see what jam got now

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10:12 am
March 7, 2008


JaMiNo

Seasoned Veteran

Posts: 836

ReiGNiNG TeXT-BaTTLe CHaMPioN

3

You aint dead… yet.

I love you man, but i’m going to have to kill you lyrically!  I’m at work right now, giving you around about 7 hours to live.  You’d better settle whatever it is that makin you so damn busy, and start working on your funeral arrangements Ey-Sap!  I’ll drop a verse as soon as I get home.  Peace.

HoT oN THe BeaTS… LiKe HeaRTBuRN!

7:06 pm
March 7, 2008


JaMiNo

Seasoned Veteran

Posts: 836

ReiGNiNG TeXT-BaTTLe CHaMPioN

4

Reference to Nymph’s comes from the mythology related to "Calypso" (Cal’s full name)

Let’s do this.

My chicks are sexually involved, yeah - you into undinism?/
Or you "all pissed" cos ya Mom, ya Sis and I had a threesome…/ haha
Think twice ‘fo testing me son, you lack what they call "eumelanin"/
Who ’s Homer calling "too light", no black at all in your yellow skin!/
How this dude gon’ claim my chicks turn gay just like his does…/
Cos Cally got a a little "Dick", like his kid’s named Richard!/
Fuck this cuz, I got this Calypso like it an insane rap disease/
Because right now i’m sicker than Nymph-o-maniacs wit STDs/
Nigga please, hold on… we cleared that up, MILKY PLEASE/
If i’m light like cappucino, then damn, you must be the cream./
And i’m sick of you bitin rhymes, hell Ca$hflow more genuine/
In the tag, two lines belong to him, the rest were Tims-and-Mine!/
I expect-to-kill, so eject-at-will cos I just left-you bruised b*tch…/
Fool "only says things once" AFTER SOMEONE ELSE HAS USED IT!/
I aint no wimp - the proofs in the "should have worn a Jimmy Lid"/
There’s no stopping me, the thing is - my Daddy… well, he did!/
See kid, I literally "bust lids". Drop a "Cal", like I’m shedding weight!/
Wanna join the Jam Die-t?  I’ll make you "drop the T" like buffets!/
I got to these last 2 bars and thought - "Damn, I hope he’s white…"/
But like my d**k, I only need Half of This to f**k this b*tch right./

HoT oN THe BeaTS… LiKe HeaRTBuRN!

7:56 pm
March 7, 2008


Playboy

Seasoned Veteran

Posts: 860

5

jam i liked your verse and you got a 5 on vocab at this point but i’ll be honest in saying i have no idea what some of those words mean.  yes i’m stupid, but i bet a lot of people don’t have a clue what some terms mean.  it kinda throws ur verse off cause i have to stop and think what tha helll that means.  yeah i can put two and two together but still man.  you’re becoming a mini ja haha.  still good s**t I expect-to-kill, so eject-at-will cos I just left-you bruised b*tch…/
Fool "only says things once" AFTER SOMEONE ELSE HAS USED IT!/  that was nice and the droppin calories line haha

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8:36 pm
March 7, 2008


JaMiNo

Seasoned Veteran

Posts: 836

ReiGNiNG TeXT-BaTTLe CHaMPioN

6

JAMCYCLOPEDIA  

Undinism - The act of urinating on another person for sexual pleasure.

Eumelanin - A pigmentation in black skin.

Nymphomaniac - A person with a paramount lust for sexual behaviour.

Nymph - In myth, a class of female entities in human-like form.  A well-known Nymph was Calypso (female, I might add).

Bitch - Anyone Jam happens to be battling.

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By the way - It’s voting time!  Pre-battle rules stated one verse each, 20 bars to a verse!

So let’s see some votes!

HoT oN THe BeaTS… LiKe HeaRTBuRN!

9:20 pm
March 7, 2008


JaMiNo

Seasoned Veteran

Posts: 836

ReiGNiNG TeXT-BaTTLe CHaMPioN

7

To reiterate:  VOTE!

HoT oN THe BeaTS… LiKe HeaRTBuRN!

9:25 pm
March 7, 2008


Playboy

Seasoned Veteran

Posts: 860

8

i’ll give it soon

 

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9:44 pm
March 7, 2008


the_carnage

Initiate

Posts: 27

9

Cal

i was pretty impressed by that verse, started off f**kin hard ("See Im a respected guy so battling me u should expect-to-die/
I only say things once but I’ll ‘cum again’ in ur moms infected eye")but it kinda fell away after a while. plus besides from dissing his nationality, there were absolutley no personals.

Structure: 4
Multis: 4
Vocab:3
Punches:3
Personals: 1

Total: 15

Jamino

this was a solid verse, lots of hard punches and some ill wordplay… to many to pick out

Structure: 5
Multis:4
Vocab:4
Punches:5
Personals:3

Totals:21

sick battle.

10:26 pm
March 7, 2008


Ja-Taa the Misfit

Posts: 589

10

I’m feelin a little lazy right now, so I’m pretty much just gonna drop a vote, and keep my comments to a bare minimum.

Cal:

Punches - 3.5
Personals - 3
Vocab - 3.5
Structure - 4
Multis - 3

Total Score - 17

 

Jam:

Punches - 3.5
Personals - 3
Vocab - 4.5
Structure - 3.5
Multis - 2

Total Score - 16.5

 

Sorry if these scores seem a bit lower than you expected guys… but that’s just how I saw it.  This was a very close battle, but overall I thought Cal took it… slightly better structure and more multis.  Honestly, both of you had some funny and creative lines in there, but I’ve seen better from both you guys… but whatever… it’s hard to ace it every time.  Good job fellas.

and ya, I decided to use half-points as of today… they come in handy.

Peace

Electric arcs streak to restart ur deceased heart beat / That’s when I pull back the starched sheet so I can feast on the dark meat