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G Pimp VS the_carnage

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5:15 pm
February 29, 2008


G Pimp

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Posts: 42

1

yo its a/b/b/a…. so check it

Its G Pimp mutha f**ka nuthin but sick spittin/ Carnage new to this s**t so everythin he’s writtens probly bitten//

I been gon for a minute now im back with the primo/ This cat couldn’t get "chips" outta Lays or a Casino//

Cuz hes weak yo, and he know hes just hopin-for-acceptance/ But he failed miserably like some broken-contraceptives//

My bars a reckless, im a danger to pedestrians/ Caught this cat up brokeback mountain f**kin flamer ass equestrian//

Im killin you right now leavin you for the animals/ Not the cats n dogs tho ME the Lyrical Cannibal//

Im nice on the mic plus mc’s say im gifted/ Battlin me is like a car crash, get your frame bent and twisted//

Im lifted, and im tired of runnin circles round you/ Stop clownin with this battlin s**t and go back where the circus found you//

So stop b*tchn, sick of hearin bout this punks pains/ U a burden to my riches, somthin like some chump change//

 


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3:13 pm
March 2, 2008


G Pimp

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Posts: 42

2

Where you at mutha f**ka!!!

5:04 pm
March 3, 2008


the_carnage

Initiate

Posts: 27

3

yo sorry about the delay, i had no idea this battle had even started. heres my verse (lets rather go a/b/a/b)

Listen; trynna battle me is absolute insanity,
Coz the gravity of the facts i speak slam you drastically,
so that i’ll have to be rapping at you backwardly,
Castrated f****t G, aint got ‘no balls’ to challenge me,
You ‘full of s**t’, plus you lookin more ‘flushed’ than a lavatory,
Look, kid i aint new, i been here longer than you,
i battled b*tches with muscular dystrophy that were stronger than you,
My verse erupts, s**t is blistering, I’m on to you,
you comical, you make me laugh in your face,
But your punches are dangerously useless like hazardous waste,
I got pussies to f**k, i’m too busy to fight,
Get blunted off laxatives and s**t on you from a ‘dizzying height’,
Fuck an accident, your life flash fast like ecstasy pills,
to win would cost you an arm an and a leg like leprosy will,
So i’ll be the Pimp, you stick to being the whore,
You can pull out your eyeballs, you’ll still be ’seeing the floor’

11:17 pm
March 3, 2008


JaMiNo

Seasoned Veteran

Posts: 836

ReiGNiNG TeXT-BaTTLe CHaMPioN

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Glad to see you back Carnage.  G Pimp, first rule of the game:  Never underestimate ANYBODY - especially if you’re up first. 

Carnage aint to be trifled with.

HoT oN THe BeaTS… LiKe HeaRTBuRN!

7:48 pm
March 4, 2008


G Pimp

Initiate

Posts: 42

5

ok ok Rule  #1 respect these Nutz hahah just clownin check it

Absolute Insanity? U must be talkin bout your Trifelin/ Cuz my punches so hard ull need a double dose of vicodin//

N you aint on to me u smelly freak.. you couldnt even cum close/ Like jackin of to a wall for a week wearin the same dum clothes//

Even your mum knows… she shouldve swallowed gracefully/ And carnage wasnt meant to be she’d much rather’ve tasted me//

So u aint to be "underEstimated" what the hell JaminO?/ I "over calculated" his skills n it still spells Zero//

This weirdo fagget… somthin like Al Jankovic/ Eggin his boys on… go on pal, yank my d**k//

You wack and u weak while im strapped wit the heat rockin that Nova leather/ Im actually ’sick’ but after this s**t ill be over the weather//

You a b*tch erybody knows u wack as f**k/ N like a kid wit there parents you get smacked for actin up//

Im stackin up… chedda, im strong like Mayweather/ We all know the only ‘hood’ u rock on the back of ya sweater//

 

8:48 pm
March 4, 2008


JaMiNo

Seasoned Veteran

Posts: 836

ReiGNiNG TeXT-BaTTLe CHaMPioN

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So u aint to be "underEstimated" what the hell JaminO?/ I "over calculated" his skills n it still spells Zero//

Hahaha.  Now that was better.  Still, you don’t spell numbers, but I get ya point.

HoT oN THe BeaTS… LiKe HeaRTBuRN!

11:54 pm
March 5, 2008


the_carnage

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Posts: 27

7

Didnt you hear Jamino, kid? Carnage aint to be trifled with!
but you cant seem to see this s**t, never mind you finding it,
I’m sly and slick, you lying b*tch with giant lips that requires d**k,
break your silence, b*tch, its like i’m the loudest in the quietness,
coz every time i spit a line, i drown you out entirely and violently,
its a crime to be as whack as you, thats why i’m pimp-slapping you,
crack your head to ‘change you mind’, thats what i call ‘adjusting your attitude’,
Look, you couldn’t ‘reign/rain’ if i slashed open your jugular vein,
If all f****ts were ‘crazy’, you’d be ‘f**king insane’,
you’d be stuck in a plane about to crash and burn,
So ’stuff you’ like taxiderm and ‘f**k you’ like the cancer germ,
underestimate me? thunder decimates G, run to investigate and see,
experiencing defeat, already suffered the abusing,
if this b*tch has a ‘final thought’, then i’ve ‘cum to a conclusion,
i got metal bars and steel punches to beat G Pimp’s brains out,
came in your mothers a**hole and this ‘half-assed piece of s**t’ came out!

VOTE!!

4:05 pm
March 6, 2008


G Pimp

Initiate

Posts: 42

8

Lets get some votes up in this b*tch….  sick battle tho bout time we had some more heavyweight bouts most these other cats still strugglin to make weight lol

4:57 pm
March 6, 2008


JaMiNo

Seasoned Veteran

Posts: 836

ReiGNiNG TeXT-BaTTLe CHaMPioN

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G Pimp - 16
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Structure: 3
Multis: 3
Vocab: 4
Punches: 3
Personals: 3
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Definately an improvement.  First verse was a little "meh"… not terrible, but nothing special either.  Second verse was a lot better.  Keep workin on your style over all, and sort out the layout.  I’d have marked you lower on structure, but it didn’t seem fair as it read out ok.  Still, it can be a pain to read at times.  Nonetheless, not a bad job.

Best lines:

So u aint to be "underEstimated" what the hell JaminO?/ I "over calculated" his skills n it still spells Zero//
————————————————————-
Im stackin up… chedda, im strong like Mayweather/ We all know the only ‘hood’ u rock on the back of ya sweater//

 

Carnage - 21
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Structure: 3
Multis: 4
Vocab: 5
Punches: 5
Personals: 4
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My homie’s back on the scene!  It’s about damn time you showed up! Same old Carnage, fulla rage. 

Best lines:

Castrated f****t G, aint got ‘no balls’ to challenge me,
You ‘full of s**t’, plus you lookin more ‘flushed’ than a lavatory,
—————————————————————–
Hahaha
—————————————————————–


Look, kid i aint new, i been here longer than you,
i battled b*tches with muscular dystrophy that were stronger than you,
—————————————————————–
Sick yo.
—————————————————————–


Look, you couldn’t ‘reign/rain’ if i slashed open your jugular vein,
If all f****ts were ‘crazy’, you’d be ‘f**king insane’,
—————————————————————–
That killed it.
—————————————————————–

I could pull out more, but i’m too lazy.

Carnage takes this like a handbag.

HoT oN THe BeaTS… LiKe HeaRTBuRN!

7:44 pm
March 6, 2008


the_carnage

Initiate

Posts: 27

10

keep voting