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j-hicks vs. pink taco

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2:29 am
March 25, 2008


j-hicks2416

Journeyman

Posts: 64

1

well, here is my first 16 against Pink Taco…. hope y’all like it an think i’ve gotten better….. give me some feedback….

 

 

you should’ve listened when they told you to shut yo mouth //
suckin’ so much d**k, it ain’t a porno flick, take a look ’round //
i would’ve voted in your last battle, but i didn’t have to //
f**kin’ like a nympho for a vote, no offense to Shadow //

i know how this taco taste, but i’ma spit her out //
she’s just pissed, even the dykes don’t want her sea trout //
i know you’re gonna say how you wouldn’t let me hit it //
look i done listened, i ain’t your type to take a damn minute //

wait a minute, i’ve seen you on the corner tryin’ to sell //
everybody an they kids eat out at the local "taco" bell //
this ain’t myspace, i ain’t try’na catch a social disease //
i must be cold, cause my lyrics recorded at Six Degrees //

whoever gets near your carpet MUST be a dirt-devil //
desperate for the LUST to bust a nut so he can settle //
i’m bringin the constant heat, but you only do it every 9 months //
i’m sick of you PERIOD, call 9-1-1 this is my knockout punch //

” you can’t blame me, for i’m the product that you made me. “


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8:08 am
March 25, 2008


Trey Catalyst

Veteran

Posts: 322

Birmingham

2

j-hicks2416 said:

give me some feedback….

i’m bringin the constant heat, but you only do it every 9 months //
i’m sick of you PERIOD, call 9-1-1 this is my knockout punch //


okay, this is my quick analysis, that was a pretty good punch i liked the idea, but, i know it aint your fault, i heard all of this disses before, it aint your fault, its taco’s fault for being a girl lol, joking. but in your next verse hicks, flip some of her punches and try and be more original with your punches. but yeah, and i gotta warn you hicks, taco is pretty tight wit the battle game so beware dawg.

I Leave Girls Missin Periods, Like They Got Bad Grammar.

8:22 am
March 25, 2008


Shadow

Posts: 5958

Somewhere near a bunch of beavers….

3

haha yeah i did see improvement tho good work with that, but like Trey said, pink is tough so be ready for her verse

I don’t own Shadowville

5:47 pm
March 25, 2008


Pink Taco

Adept

Posts: 185

Eastern Canada

4

Hey man, glad to see this is started. Good first verse, Trey is right though, its all been said before. I am working today until 11pm so when I get home I’ll hopefully have atleast the first 16 posted tonight, tomorrow is my day off so I should be able to finish 32 tomorrow for sure man.

10:59 pm
March 25, 2008


Pink Taco

Adept

Posts: 185

Eastern Canada

5

Here is my First 16, I’ll post the other 16 tomorrow.

 

Refrence: The 1962 Knicks had the worst record in the Eastern confrence. This was also the year that Wilt Chamberlin scored 100 points in one game, and it was against the Knicks.

 

Knock out punch? Boy I’ll kill u faster than a loosing Pitbull of Mike Vicks/

Watch out or this chick will have J-Hicks floatin down the River Styx//

Have you chokin words worse than if you were gobbeling d**ks/

Your loss record is worse than the 1962 New York Knicks//

And I’m Wilt Chamberlin, in white skin, im set to win/

You dont take it to the hoop, you just take it on the Chin//

U got no skill,The way u conjigate could sedate my phsycological state/

The ONLY way we would see U at the grammy’s is as Lance Bass’s Date//

Boys aint desperate who catch my "sea trout" with their "fishing Rod"/

I even got the non believers on their knees prayin " Thank God!"//

And if this aint a porno flick,then why is your mom here?/

Ron Jeremy’s your daddy, U just didnt inherate the "gear"//

So Im not apologetic when I say your s**ts pathetic/

Your attempts to be poetic are actually quite synthetic//

My Skills are a like a Ducati and yours just a motor scooter/

Maybe you should ask Zinn to be your private tutor//

12:09 pm
March 26, 2008


Pink Taco

Adept

Posts: 185

Eastern Canada

6

I just woke up, and im goin out for a little while, I will post my other 16 today, it will be later this evening.

4:14 pm
March 26, 2008


king cobra

Posts: 2754

7

Nice battle so far…can’t wait to see what Pink drops next.

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6:41 pm
March 26, 2008


Pink Taco

Adept

Posts: 185

Eastern Canada

8

Heres my second verse…enjoy

 

Pink Taco is about to makes this "artist" draw a blank/

The s**t he spits stinks worse than s**t in a septic tank//

I dont need to say U cant have me to take you down in rank/

You get turned down by everyone even the f**kin sperm bank//

And what you dont know is this nympho gave Austin his Mo-Jo/

and when Tacos done wit dis sloppy joe Ill have U goin thru a menstral flow//

Make you bleed and plead not to proceed with this lyrical stampede/

And when the dust settles your words will indeed increase your execution speed//

You say your rusty, but a month ago you lost against Hy/

Most would say after than its not even worth another try//

I "turn people on" to my words like their soaked in "Spanish Fly"/

But this aphrodesiac wont work on you unless I mention you doin a guy//

But unlike you I dont like repeating s**t from battles already done/

Your guilty of lyric assasination,and I caught you with the smoking gun//

You’ve been outdone and you’ll need some tricks to win this conflict/

I’ve got you feelin iller that a crackwhore without her morning fix//

9:16 pm
March 26, 2008


Shadow

Posts: 5958

Somewhere near a bunch of beavers….

9

ouch….

I don’t own Shadowville

10:37 pm
March 26, 2008


JaMiNo

Seasoned Veteran

Posts: 836

ReiGNiNG TeXT-BaTTLe CHaMPioN

10

I second Shadow’s "ouch".

OUCH.

HoT oN THe BeaTS… LiKe HeaRTBuRN!