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10:07 pm
February 12, 2008
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JaMiNo
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Some cock-shiner decided to pick a fight with some chunky-ass motherf**ker right outside my front door. Made all kinds kinds of stupid noises, and as a result - I can’t get back to sleep… Spadez has TERRIBLE social skills, so f**k it, I guess i’ll go write a verse for this battle. My second won’t be down till tomorrow night though, i’m going back to bed after this.
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HoT oN THe BeaTS… LiKe HeaRTBuRN!
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10:23 pm
February 12, 2008
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JaMiNo
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Homie claims to be a pimp! Sure, we believe ya… //
Only b*tch this guy owns is a golden retriever… //
Feed her from her bowl, don’t let good food go to waste //
Cos she wudn’t lick your balls if you smeared on meat paste… //
Man, this takes the piss, I’ll drop this "G" easy, //
Glad you’re here, i’m so sick I NEED a f**king GP! //
I see dead pimps like I got a Sixth Sense in street //
Gster pimpin his sister to pay his rents this week. //
Yo, this is softcore, I aint even trying to beat you //
Your "free" was so poor, I mailed it tinned food! //
Here take a tissue for the seepin when I pop you kid, //
(The 1st time this prepubescent "pimp"le gon leak white fluid) //
Honestly? I got better things to do with my time, //
Like mowing lawns with scissors or watching paint dry… //
Fuckin’ clown had the balls to ask if I was good, //
IF YOU SEE THESE CAPS FIRST HOMIE - See above. //
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11:33 pm
February 12, 2008
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G Pimp
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ok ok
1st to set the record str8 Jamino is wack/ Heard he was gonna battle G screamin please dont attack//
Gave him a double warnin sorta like twice the lessons/ Kinda like playin russian roulette with 2 nice smith & wessens//
Plus im nice on the mic, I murder and bomb it/ Soon as you step near the booth you just slobber and vomit//
You rode your "luck" and lost now you limp Jamino/ Gambled and u suck f**kin wit G Pimp casino//
Its over for this dude nothing left to explain/ Except liftin up his skirt and findin out hes a dame//
His s**t is lame gettin tired-of-it-man/ After he saw this verse he got wired-up-and-ran//
My "flows" exceptional, too lyrically abominal/ Wit "multis" and "punches" straight to the abdominal //
Its over Jamino I am a force to be reckoned with/ I think its fair to say I won and the voters are gonna second it//
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12:06 am
February 13, 2008
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G Pimp
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2nd verse
Ok my first verse was dropped and it wasnt half bad/ Lets ask Jaminos parents… his dad and his dad//
Man thats some f**ked up s**t, i have to tell ya/ Gays adopting kids makes me sick I need some alka seltzer//
Im droppin bars every day, its not even fair/ Plus this guys very gay like Freddy Astaire//
But enough about THAT move on to some other s**t/ We all know you cant RAP even your mother Bitch!!//
You must be high dude or way to drunk/ Screamin "got milk?!!" DUDE thats actually SPUNK!!//
Im starting to get tired of wasting my time/ Like Donald Trump your Fired after your very first line//
Fuck this dude im gettin tired of your attitude/ G pimp won the battle "globally" check the longitude and latitude//
How else can I put it "U lose" must I spell it/ yoU never Lasted lOng againSt mE cant you tell it//
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10:30 am
February 13, 2008
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white rhino
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G pimp you’re a f**king slut I thought we were gonna battle. I even wrote up a verse n s**t, and then you go & do something like this.
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1:07 pm
February 13, 2008
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Barker
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LOL Rhino, everyones ditching on your battles. goddamn text battle whores..
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“got the game hemmed up… like a sewin’ machine..” -Em
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6:17 pm
February 13, 2008
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JaMiNo
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O… k… er. I’ll post my response soon.
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6:33 pm
February 13, 2008
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JaMiNo
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Man, I post a open call-out and i’m left with this f**ker? //
Dude couldn’t eat "Jam" if I spood-fed him Smucker’s! //
You think i’ll be screaming? Kid, i’m glad you’re "attacking"! //
Fucking dream to come back and be handed a free win! //
Listenin to your song was like a rusty fork in the eye… //
Next time "bomb" the mic BEFORE the rap homicide! //
And spare us of your lisp, sprayin spit wit your babble, //
Russian roulette? Shit, there’s more risk playin scrabble. //
Like a boxer with spectacles, your 4sight is whacked, //
Cos the only way u’ll get a vote is to bribe Treez with crack… //
This boy’s strange, his verse is basically a rhymed fetish //
He’s calling ME gay - dude rapping about GUYS IN DRESSES! //
This child is backwards, man, go back to f**kin Disney //
Put his album up to a Mirror, see it’s rated pim"P G". //
Well, tell your Sis I wish her good luck with the aids. //
Fuck this, I was better off conversing with Spadez… //
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HoT oN THe BeaTS… LiKe HeaRTBuRN!
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6:42 pm
February 13, 2008
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kingofspadez
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Jamino - 22
Multis - 4
Vocab - 4
Structure - 4
Personals - 5
Punches - 5
God Damn! That was some sick s**t Jamino.Your Punches and Personals were f**king perfect.Everything was just great.
G Wanna-Be - 16
Multis - 3
Vocab - 3
Structure - 3
Personals - 3
Punches - 4
Everything was pretty basic but your Punches were a lot better this time.Flowed easy but some parts where a struggle.Personals lacked a bit because of the Gay Jokes.Had quite a few Multis in there.Personals were Ok but the Gay Jokes are getting old.
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8:21 pm
February 13, 2008
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Barker
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Jamino said:
Man, I post a open call-out and i’m left with this f**ker? //
Dude couldn’t eat "Jam" if I spood-fed him Smucker’s! //
LOL. Nice one. Anyways.
Jamino:20
Multis:4
Vocab:4
Punches:4
Personals:4
Structure:4
ALL FOURS??? HOLY SHIT?? thats my vote. Man your s**t was clear, easy to run, and entertaining at the same time. bravo.
G Pimp:14
Multis:3 meh…generous..
Vocab:3
Punches:3
Personals:2
Structure:3
You scored low on structure, just cuz its not that way I’m used to reading it. Might be just me but…
Oh well, there you have it.
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