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Pink Taco vs The States Son

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12:51 am
March 1, 2008


Ja-Taa the Misfit

Posts: 589

11

Wow! I don’t know who the f**k you are Pink, but I swear to God I love you already! That s**t was dynamite… especially for a rookie chick new to battling. Honestly, I was expecting something really weak and half-assed, but you really delivered 2 quality verses packed with punches and good creative rhymes. And you were smart enough to foresee the predictable "whore/slut/c**ksucker" disses… which I think took some of the wind outta State’s sails. In short, I’m very impressed with ur Shadowville debut… great job girl.

Favourite lines:

"Is that a pecan? Or did you never grow like Peter Pan?
You couldn’t get me wet even if you were Aquaman."

"At first u were a little afraid when I tried to invade your back stage.
But then u relaxed and called me Spadez the whole time u were gettin laid."

"You can aim for fame, truth is I wouldn’t blow u if u were a candle flame."

"So now I’ve flipped the script, now it’s time to bury u in ur crypt,
Because the Truth of the matter is, u just got pussy whipped."

… now that’s some funny s**t.

 

States, it’s no surprise that you came back with a great response… I wouldn’t expect any less from you. But Pink here is givin you a run for ur money.

Favourite lines of yours:

"Pop ur cherry? ha! guys this b*tch been poked more than Facebook
Babe look, your verse couldn’t make me laugh harder if it was written by Dane Cook"

"Was that a below the belt blow? or does it matter, cuz below the belts where you go"

"Welcome to neverland cunt, where there’s too much PETER in these PANts"

hahaha… that Peter Pan flip was just brilliant, absolute gold! Better have some more ingenious lines up ur sleeve States, cuz this could be a close one.

(while I was typing this you nudged in and posted up ur 2nd verse… I’ll comment later)

 

Peace, and good luck to both battlers.

(holy s**t! this post turned out waaay longer than I thought, damn!)

Electric arcs streak to restart ur deceased heart beat / That’s when I pull back the starched sheet so I can feast on the dark meat

5:12 pm
March 1, 2008


Playboy

Seasoned Veteran

Posts: 860

12

the king of the long posts strikes again!

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5:20 pm
March 1, 2008


Pink Taco

Adept

Posts: 185

Eastern Canada

13

lol, good comebacks….but i find it funny that you were the one standing up for me when everyone thought i was spadez, and then you joined them knowing better…but whatever you gotta try and use against me man!!!

5:31 pm
March 1, 2008


Playboy

Seasoned Veteran

Posts: 860

14

Well, i figured I’d play off everybodys curiousity so…..

-”Believe” mixtape now available for free download. http://www.zshare.net/download/53742630a00b5250-

5:48 pm
March 1, 2008


djecko

Seasoned Veteran

Posts: 565

Kissimmee, FL

15

fukin intense!!!

7:52 pm
March 1, 2008


king cobra

Posts: 2754

16

Less talkin…

more votin….

8:58 pm
March 1, 2008


JaMiNo

Seasoned Veteran

Posts: 836

ReiGNiNG TeXT-BaTTLe CHaMPioN

17

Aight, let’s see wut it do.

Taco - 17
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Structure: 3
Multis: 3
Vocab: 3
Punches: 4
Personals: 4
===============

Not bad!  Not bad at all.  Some of your punches were funny as HELL.  I gotta be honest though, you started off pretty weak.  The first half of your first verse was a little off, but then when you started getting going… god damn, you made me leak in my pants laughing.  Ok, not literally, but you get my point. 

"Is that a pecan? Or did you never grow like Peter Pan?
You couldnt get me wet even if you were Aquaman."

SWING!

"At first u were a little afaid when I tried to invade your back stage.
But then u realaxed and called me Spadez the whole time u were gettin laid."

Oh damn States, she didn’t?  Did she??

"First of all at Neverland ranch you were the long haul, kiddie sprawl,
Unlike me, Michael didnt care your baby d**k was so small."

Haha, hilarious.

Real good job.  Work on your structure a lil, and brush up those multis.

 

States - 18
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Structue: 4
Multis: 3
Vocab: 4
Punches: 3
Personals: 4
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Your second verse killed it.  Typical States hotness.  But damn, homie, she took this one to you.

"Pop your cherry? ha! guys this b*tch been poked more than Facebook
Babe look, your verse couldn’t make me laugh harder if it was written by Dane Cook"

Nice opener and flip.

"Pink loves to suck on the wood, that’s why she puff puff and inhales cocks
Shit she’s been suckin on my d**k so long i should set the b*tch up a mail box"

Haha, nice.

"Let me retract to react, then dress black, put on my ski mask

I’m in merk mode, while THIS BITCH workin out her jaw and knee caps"

Again, nice opening couple of bars.


"I am astonished at these kids flockin to your side in mass heaps

I hate to tell you boys THIS "BITCH" hides "her" cock in "her" ass cheeks"

Hahahaha!  that just killed it. 

Overall - Taco’s was more personal.  Really took it to States’ male pride, and was a lil funnier than was States put up.  But States was still funny, nonetheless, and he was better in most of the other catagories.  If a text battle was based purely on punches and personals, it’d have been goodnight Statesy!  But there’s more to a text battle than that.

Taco, clean up your structure, work on your multis and if you keep up those hot punches and personals, you’re gonna be destroying the competition in no time.  Mark me.

Real nice battle guys. 

HoT oN THe BeaTS… LiKe HeaRTBuRN!

2:48 pm
March 2, 2008


Playboy

Seasoned Veteran

Posts: 860

18

That States Son guy is sick! f**kin BEAST-ish hahahaha

-”Believe” mixtape now available for free download. http://www.zshare.net/download/53742630a00b5250-

11:31 pm
March 2, 2008


Pink Taco

Adept

Posts: 185

Eastern Canada

19

Come on people, we need more than just one person to vote!

12:50 am
March 3, 2008


zinn

Shadowvillian

Posts: 1423

Midwest

20

oh my….

Before you head out like a newborn….