Aight, let’s see wut it do.
Taco - 17
Not bad! Not bad at all. Some of your punches were funny as HELL. I gotta be honest though, you started off pretty weak. The first half of your first verse was a little off, but then when you started getting going… god damn, you made me leak in my pants laughing. Ok, not literally, but you get my point.
"Is that a pecan? Or did you never grow like Peter Pan?
You couldnt get me wet even if you were Aquaman."
"At first u were a little afaid when I tried to invade your back stage.
But then u realaxed and called me Spadez the whole time u were gettin laid."
Oh damn States, she didn’t? Did she??
"First of all at Neverland ranch you were the long haul, kiddie sprawl,
Unlike me, Michael didnt care your baby d**k was so small."
Real good job. Work on your structure a lil, and brush up those multis.
States - 18
Your second verse killed it. Typical States hotness. But damn, homie, she took this one to you.
"Pop your cherry? ha! guys this b*tch been poked more than Facebook
Babe look, your verse couldn’t make me laugh harder if it was written by Dane Cook"
Nice opener and flip.
"Pink loves to suck on the wood, that’s why she puff puff and inhales cocks
Shit she’s been suckin on my d**k so long i should set the b*tch up a mail box"
"Let me retract to react, then dress black, put on my ski mask
I’m in merk mode, while THIS BITCH workin out her jaw and knee caps"
Again, nice opening couple of bars.
"I am astonished at these kids flockin to your side in mass heaps
I hate to tell you boys THIS "BITCH" hides "her" cock in "her" ass cheeks"
Hahahaha! that just killed it.
Overall - Taco’s was more personal. Really took it to States’ male pride, and was a lil funnier than was States put up. But States was still funny, nonetheless, and he was better in most of the other catagories. If a text battle was based purely on punches and personals, it’d have been goodnight Statesy! But there’s more to a text battle than that.
Taco, clean up your structure, work on your multis and if you keep up those hot punches and personals, you’re gonna be destroying the competition in no time. Mark me.
Real nice battle guys.