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Cal said:
ok here it is.. and fyi for the uneducated readers… Goober= a peanut and ‘Stamp Acts’ were the laws the British implied on the U.S. when they were still colonies.. ok enough edumacation already..

Im a be straight up, flat out ignorant, maybe even a little inconsiderate/
Jam and Tim together equals a ‘British Fag’ and I aint talkin bout a cigarette/
Good thing we aint in audio so we don’t have to hear ‘Jam’ speak and stutter/
Cause Im about to turn this ‘goober’ into ‘peanut butter’/ haha
Geeze, Tim I blow up ‘treez’ like I was in Nam fightin the Vietnamese/
Ur all sticks and seeds, ‘bricks of weed’ sink in the ‘deep blue sea’/
Beatin Ja and me? Aint happenin, unlike ur birth this isn’t an accident/
Ur crippled flow couldn’t ‘get by’ if I put up only like ‘half a fence’/
Ain’t gonna lie, Jam got ‘okay’ lines, but Tims are like nursery rhymes/
I hit like Tyson, Ja is Ali, you two are featherweight wit punch lines/
Its crunch time, I clutch nines and bust nuts in ur moms slut eyes/
Don’t touch mines cause I thrust knives in stomachs to gut lives/
‘Tims’ below my feet, makin it known ur f**kin wit a grown man/
Take off the sneaks and look beneath and below theres ‘Toe Jam’/
Now you two pussies need to go and change your Tampax/
Jam and Tim: ‘Thou must not rap’ is your  newest ‘Stamp Act’/
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Ja-Taa the Misfit said:
Alright then, let’s keep this thing rollin…

For us? Team 1 is the perfect name… C and J exert game, runnin up in first place
But ur name? shoulda been Team 3, cuz somehow you comin in THIRD place!
Learn from that jerk Phaze, y’all catch a worm’s fate when we decalcify ur vertebraes
Cal and Ja-Taa bring it gifted like every day’s our f**kin birthdays!
We ain’t afraid of no weed-smokin burnout and some half-breed with girls braids
For real though, ur team’s fulla zeros, like binary codes or Paris Hilton’s phonebill
Gettin ur throats filled, with ‘treez’ rammed up Jam’s ass like kids pokin at roadkill
Hold still!  Ja’s next in line to de-man Jam in front of the whole Ville!  (ya know I will)
But thanks for hookin up with T, Jam… it’s good for Tim’s health
Cuz we know Treezy ain’t got friends… dude had to battle himself!
So he asked for some help… but Jam already ran off like a rattled bat outta hell
Talkin bout STD’s? Bitch please…Jamino’s fillin up ‘treez’ like honey-drippin busy bees
Tim, it ain’t weed… that sticky-icky on ur lips from his ‘Man Jam’ and d**k cheese!
Eww, that’s sick Treez! special sauce on ur fishburger so Jam can eat out like McD’s!
Man, this a breeze… as if these nympho b*tch hoes could beat Ja-Taa and Calypso…
You wish bro, JAM stands for ‘Jugs And Mangina’… and Treez damn near lost to Skitzo!
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The States Son said:
I hate to even vote on this battle because of how good both teams did.  You guys are looking for our opinions on a winner though, so i am going to give it my best on who i thought came away with the victory.  Awesome battle, really, it was even better than i thought it would be.  I’d like to see another one like this as i’m sure everyone else would too.  Here i go, if anyone has any questions on my voting, feel free to ask and i will answer honestly.

Team 1:  Calypso & Ja-Ta

Multis-5
As always you guys bring the most and best multis to your verses.  I don’t think I need to give any examples on this category-they are obvious.

Vocab-5
Once again, no shock here, you guys present a creative and intelligent vocabulary in your drops.

Direct Personals-5
Both teams were amazing with the personals in this battle.  Here are a few that led me to my decision on this rating..

Ja said:
Cuz we know Treezy ain’t got friends… dude had to battle himself!

Cal said:
Ain’t gonna lie, Jam got ‘okay’ lines, but Tims are like nursery rhymes/
-‘Tims’ below my feet, makin it known ur f**kin wit a grown man/
Take off the sneaks and look beneath and below theres ‘Toe Jam’/

Team Personals-5
This part of the battle is where I thought you guys might actually have a little trouble
with.  Instead, this was the best part of this tag-team text battle.  Here are some lines
that brought me to this rating..

Ja said:
Gettin ur throats filled, with ‘treez’ rammed up Jam’s ass like kids pokin at roadkill

Cal said:
Im a be straight up, flat out ignorant, maybe even a little inconsiderate/
Jam and Tim together equals a ‘British Fag’ and I aint talkin bout a cigarette/

Punchlines-5
I mean really, did anyone honestly think, this battle would lack good punches.

Ja said:
For real though, ur team’s fulla zeros, like binary codes or Paris Hilton’s phonebill

Cal said:
Beatin Ja and me? Aint happenin, unlike ur birth this isn’t an accident/
Ur crippled flow couldn’t ‘get by’ if I put up only like ‘half a fence’/

Compatibility-5
Both teams proved to be very compatible as the verses easily show.  Here’s proof.

Cal said:
Beatin Ja and me? Aint happenin, unlike ur birth this isn’t an accident/
Ur crippled flow couldn’t ‘get by’ if I put up only like ‘half a fence’/

Ja said:
Learn from that jerk Phaze, y’all catch a worm’s fate when we decalcify ur vertebraes
Cal and Ja-Taa bring it gifted like every day’s our f**kin birthdays!

Structure-4
I know, I know, i’m shocked as well.  The reason i gave a 4 in this category was for Ja’s
verse.  Although it was consistent, it was just too much on each bar, and making it slightly
more difficult to read.  Sorry, my opinion.  Yall aint the Patriots, can’t everybody be perfect
ha ha, jp.

Good job guys.

Team 2:  Jamino & Tim Treezy

Multis-4
You guys had some good ones, but the lack of multis from tim hurt the team score.

Vocab-4
Sorry guys, their was good vocab, but just not enough.  I can’t justify giving them a 5
with their vocab that i thought was better and giving you guys a 5 too.

Structure-4
Yes, the structures were good and solid.  I hate to say it but Tim your structure was a
little basic in this heavyweight battle.

Punchlines-5
I loved some of these damn punchlines.  They were gold!

Jam said:
I’m a Brit, I know where I’m at, still i’m lost with this "fag"//
And he’s fulla bulls**t like cattle colostomy bags!//

Tim said:
I took a hiatus, I know it got you b*tchin.
I had to battle myself cuz there aint no competition.
(This was one of your many good flips)

Personals-5
Wow, some more good s**t.  The personals from both teams were hot.  These were
the ones i liked from you guys.

Jam said:
JT, S. V. P. don’t pay post-length based salaries…//
You wanna aid for free? Work for HIV charities!//haha

Tim said:
Wassup wit cal, I should have him beheaded.
That fag line was hot… The first time I said it.

Team Personals-5
You guys really brought your games to the table with the team personals.  Good job.

Jam said:
The Jam-Treez bout to drop these "Heavy" Gs from our leaves//
Cos this Ja (Jar) obese and diseased, fulla Cal-ories and STDs!//

Tim said:
Ja aint so ill, that road kill line is just lame.
We aint afraid of a Canadian and a dude wit a b*tch name

Compatibility-5
This was another aspect of your showcases that stood out strong.

Jam said:
The Jam-Treez bout to drop these "Heavy" Gs from our leaves//
Cos this Ja (Jar) obese and diseased, fulla Cal-ories and STDs!//

Tim said:
Tims’ on ya feet? Now I know cal is a criminal. (Jam said it)
If my flow is nursery, then you’res is unoriginal.

Sorry for the novel guys, it really was a great battle.  Close in a lot of categories and in the categories that I
think are the most important.  The little things is what clarified the true winner for me, and this is who i
believe won the battle.  Great Motha Fuckin Job Guys!

Team 1:  Calypso & Ja-Ta
score-34

DO PEOPLE NOT VOTE ANYMORE?

Yeah math is a hard subject.  You didn’t actually think everyone on this site could count to 35 did you?