Be sure that you secure a cure to every known virus/
My sickness is contagious, trust that it will induce a crisis/
Look close so not to miss the attack I may be sending/
So fast you might say "it’s a bird", and thats what I’m intending/
Don’t stray or try to run away, ’cause you’ll receive a shock/
from your invisible fence, that keeps you confined to the block/
If you want the collar off, you gotta be a good doggie and sit!
No you can’t come in the house, you’re all soggy and s**t!
and you been out sniffin’ d**ks, and rimmin’ the neighborhood cats/
so no you can’t go to the pool party at the neighbor’s dank flat/
You got to wait on the porch for me to come back and feed you/
and the only way you get laid is if I decide to breed you!
I’m your owner, b*tch, get my slippers or I’ll beat you with a newspaper/
I see your doom soon if you disobey, like I’m a f**kin soothsayer/
But you love to do my bidding, and you love the whip and flog/
And I suspect you hump the guy dogs’ legs, askin for D.ick I.n Dawg!