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TankScraper vs White Rhino

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2:16 pm
March 26, 2008


tankscraper

Journeyman

Posts: 84

1

All around they’re saying that your rhymes is what they need

but all i see is an MC who stole his name from a strain of weed!

open wide and I’ll provide you all the pain that you need

torture devices of Osiris make you beg and plead

your battle is hopeless, eyes glassy at every line that you read

While I rattle off an opus, I’m classy like John Steed

from Avengers, you won’t remember cause you’re out of the loop

I’m making sure your mother has to stand out at the stoop

waiting for a folded flag, and a coldly written death letter

my rhyme falls off my lips and you know my every breath is better!

Why would I battle some albino rhino pansy?

It’s like sandblasting a baby just to get his candy

Just to clarify, you dare to try, and I overkill

you change to weeping child, and I am soldier still

Stranger are my rhymes, and stronger is my will

I’ll bake you like a pie and leave you on a windowsill


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3:40 pm
March 28, 2008


tankscraper

Journeyman

Posts: 84

2

Uuuuhhh…okay its been 2 days Ben where’s your 16?

I’m gonna battle oreocookie in the meanwhile

 

9:20 pm
March 28, 2008


white rhino

Adept

Posts: 156

Bloomington, Indiana

3

yo — my fault about not putting my s**t up, I’ve been busy as f**k.

You’re technically not allowed 2 have two open battles, so I think the oreocookie one will get shut down… I’ma write one up real quick, my verse will be up within the hour.

 

hey and hit me up tonight

www.myspace.com/leebeckwith

10:20 pm
March 28, 2008


white rhino

Adept

Posts: 156

Bloomington, Indiana

4

its strange to me you’d think its a diss that I’m named for a strain of weed

- especially when its painfully plain 2 see that this fake mc is afraid of me!

motherf**ker I’ll cut out ur eyes with a knife and leave u blinded for life

& as u lie to my right, your gurgled dying advice will be "Find me some ice!"

If u ever believe that ur better than me, I’ll find you when ur headed 2 sleep

and take a wrench to ur teeth. This dude’s gonna need dentures 2 speak!

Here’s the big question: How can you justify your b*tches midsection?

My man Tankscraper — he works @ a pet store … in the fish section!!!

WTF was that 16 bars of crap!?!?! You had a better chance if u left it blank

Fuck the fish store - he snorts meth & crank while cleaning septic tanks!!!

pshh… what, you call yourself a soldier? Well dude here’s an order:

go pick yourself up a copy of the DSM-IV TR - you’ve got every disorder!!!

I can’t believe that you’d talk so much s**t. Bro I’ll f**kin break you!

I’ll wait on YOUR mom’s stoop, unfold an american flag, & suffocate you!!

I ought to f**kin thank you… you’re like, battlin WR.. f**k it "I’ll go first"

I was expecting big things from you.. what was that,  a bizarro verse?!?!?!

www.myspace.com/leebeckwith

7:32 pm
March 30, 2008


white rhino

Adept

Posts: 156

Bloomington, Indiana

5

yo I’m puttin my verse up here in a half hour or so

www.myspace.com/leebeckwith

9:03 pm
March 30, 2008


white rhino

Adept

Posts: 156

Bloomington, Indiana

6

Ay yo, Tankscraper f**kin LOVES to suck cock over behind the bus stop

he’s very aware that his life sucks…. why the f**k you think he puffs rock?

I’m smart as hell - everyone knows that. But you? I think you’re a dumb ox

I’ll walk up, point the other way to distract you, then hit you with a nut shot!!

I saw your mug shot on the front page … I guess you got arrested again

he and some of the best of his friends went out and had sex with a hen!

now what I’ve been tryna say is that this motherf**ker seems kinda gay

I mean he likes girls and all, but they dont even give him the time of day

he’s jealous of me cuz he always sees me with a different chick on my arm

HIS version of game, (which doesn’t work), is pulling out his d**k in a barn

and I mean.. I guess that’s what tends to happen when you live on a farm

but you can’t justify the one night you got drunk & tried 2 hit on your mom!

2 bad she was already with me… lol j/k that lady is just too much of a Cow

and anyway you know how I feel about chicks with mustaches and unibrows

all right f**k this, I’ma catch you tonight when you’re out drunk @ a bar

You’ll wake up in the trunk of a car with no idea the f**k where you are!

www.myspace.com/leebeckwith

11:41 pm
March 30, 2008


tankscraper

Journeyman

Posts: 84

7

If your best attack
is a nut shot, then you fight like a little girl/

you won’t be ready
when my kung fu spins you like Tilt-A-Whirl/

I like that your
rhymes were at the level of a middle schooler/

I can’t believe you
think writing words with numbers is cooler/

You think I have
fear of you, then go ahead and blind me/

and still you will
be speaking to a master of divine chi/

My rhymes are deeper
than Atlantis, I don’t blame you for being confused/

But you have to
understand this isn’t a battle, you’re being used/

By the Tank Scraper
to make paper, this much happens to be true/

In a pet shop
selling fish I’d do more rapping than you do/

I’m seeing your
multis but their relevance is just inadequate/

Trust that my
judgment cuts guts and my elegance will bust accurate/

It’s predictable
that you’d resort to calling me a homo/

Your s**t is used,
I’m cruising to Japan, in the bay of Tokyo/

Anata wakarimasen,
sumimasen, e-toh, doomo/

it’s easy to flip
your s**t bilingual like an international promo/

1:05 pm
April 1, 2008


white rhino

Adept

Posts: 156

Bloomington, Indiana

8

aight aight… can we get some votes in here ppl??

www.myspace.com/leebeckwith

1:51 pm
April 1, 2008


star_trax

Disciple

Posts: 15

9

TANKSCRAPER WON!!!

Surprised

1:51 pm
April 1, 2008


star_trax

Disciple

Posts: 15

10

TANKSCRAPER WON!!!

Surprised