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Treez & Ecko vs Jamino & Dem0n

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9:00 pm
March 18, 2008


Shadow

Posts: 5958

Somewhere near a bunch of beavers….

11

laadeedah

I don’t own Shadowville

9:05 pm
March 18, 2008


eckos boo

Journeyman

Posts: 58

12

this battle sure is

taking its sweet time…

Shadow : boo is the ultimate emcee

9:11 pm
March 18, 2008


djecko

Seasoned Veteran

Posts: 565

Kissimmee, FL

13

Demoneyes’ stupid shyt just fills me with laughter wat a disaster/

Time for me to end this, Jamino hurry and sip that tea faster//

Cuz unlike Treez i WILL talk about Jams vocals, QUIT RIGHT NOW!/

You sound like Demon stick his d**k in yo mouth and wont pull-out//

Demon talkin bout my lines and how they are so big/

look at urs, small and insignificant, probably replicating your d**k//

Ima take u bac to class so u can learn dat history says it all u whores/

Ya’ll cant win Treez is "Lord Baltimore" and im da spanish conquistador//

We smoke these "fags" while demon pisses like R.Kelly trapped in da closet/

They like spongebob and patrick, but buddys opening eachothers "bonnet"//

Jam so poor he goes for "five finger discounts" while shyt he "gabs"/

and strokes a bloke for a pound of "cack". skills u lack//

Demon thinkin that hes "Jammy" and he can win, wat a lie/

Bitch ur nuthing more than a small case of pink eye//

Demon, in my battle u voted and gave me the win/ (dumbass)

So now u better start beggin cuz in dis battle, ur chances are slim//


Terms:   Lord Baltimore: the guy dat colonized baltimore and

            practically owned everything.

        

            Fags: British term for ciggarettes or a gay person

          

            Bonnet: British term for a cars hood (get it? opening eachothers bonnet)

            Five finger discount: british term for shoplifting 

            gabs: Talks

            bloke: a man

            cack: crap/ s**t

            jammy: british term for lucky 

9:17 pm
March 18, 2008


Playboy

Seasoned Veteran

Posts: 860

14

nice f**kin battle.  demon and trez verses were fire.  nice comeback trez

-”Believe” mixtape now available for free download. http://www.zshare.net/download/53742630a00b5250-

11:42 pm
March 18, 2008


JaMiNo

Seasoned Veteran

Posts: 836

ReiGNiNG TeXT-BaTTLe CHaMPioN

15

Fucking 3:43am over here, but imma write something for this now, cos I’m bored and I can’t sleep…

HoT oN THe BeaTS… LiKe HeaRTBuRN!

12:23 am
March 19, 2008


JaMiNo

Seasoned Veteran

Posts: 836

ReiGNiNG TeXT-BaTTLe CHaMPioN

16

You f**king stole the Jamcyclopedia, and the fag joke?  Ye bastard! 

A tag battle with Treezy, and instead of Jam he’s with this DJ…//
Guess Treezy flunked high school, cos even NOW he D-grades!//
You want handicaps, Demon, I see one, look no farther…//
Tim had it tough, f**k PC! This RETARD just made it harder!//
Fuck-Tea-Sippin, i’ll knock this TeaM back like cheap liqour!//
Ecko drops then our s**t looks sicker, like he renders anal fissures,//
Tim’s no Maccy D’s - there’s no "Mc" in you or your "branches"// (Emcee)
The disaster? Treez being dragged down by Echo induced avalanches…//
What’s the chances? Up against a guy who’s beaten BOTH your asses,//
I beat them so hard, he gotta remind himself HOW WEAK HIS OWN CRAP IS// (Sig)
I’m sick of plagiarists, we own them lyrics, so frankly, QUIT STEALIN’ EM!//
And my vocals, kid? Spanish b*tch sounds like Daddy Yankee sippin helium!//
I’m with the DEMON, we’ll deal with em and proove who’s the bigger team,//
This piece is ONE-sided with these 2 at the back, like Lincoln and "Liberty"!!!//
If your "Boo" sees me beat you, she’ll prolly rename to "Jam’s Baby"//
So take her away, cos my chances aint "Slim", but yours sure are "Shady"//

HoT oN THe BeaTS… LiKe HeaRTBuRN!

12:35 am
March 19, 2008


JaMiNo

Seasoned Veteran

Posts: 836

ReiGNiNG TeXT-BaTTLe CHaMPioN

17

VOTING.
When the battle is complete, the audience judges the battle according to the following:

1. Multis (rhyming multiple syllables, such as ‘testicular cancer’ and ‘replica sick banter’)
2. Punchlines (jokes and creative lines, wordplay)
3. Vocabulary (use of more advanced words and non-cliched phrases)
4. Direct Personals (topics or phrases that personally attack a single member of the team)
5. Team Personals (topics or phrases that personally attack the opposing team as a whole)
6. Structure (a consistent style of writing or flow, so that the lyrics are not chaotic)
7: Compatability (how well each team member links up with his partner, and how effective each team’s battle is as a single unit.)

Therefore, instead of 25, each battle will be marked out of 35.

As this is a Tag Battle, the teams are doubled and therefore so are the timescales!  Therefore each rapper has a limit of 48 hours before being subject to disqualification.

 

Vote up!

HoT oN THe BeaTS… LiKe HeaRTBuRN!

12:36 am
March 19, 2008


Dem0nEyes

Initiate

Posts: 42

18

The disaster? Treez being dragged down by Echo induced avalanches…//

Nice line.

Fun battle y’all,

and good teamin up with u Jam

Midnight Movement….

12:41 am
March 19, 2008


Dem0nEyes

Initiate

Posts: 42

19

Some of my fav lines from the other team….

 

Demon’s last flow was ass yo, I’m tellin you honestly.

So take advice from cashflow and write an apology.

 

I burn the toast, make you turn to ghost.

And disappeare like twisted when it’s his turn to post.

 

Bitch ur nuthing more than a small case of pink eye//

 

Demon talkin bout my lines and how they are so big/

look at urs, small and insignificant, probably replicating your d**k//

 

Midnight Movement….

9:34 am
March 19, 2008


Dezi

Master Shadowvillian

Posts: 4044

Digital Velocity

20

i dont usually compliment my opponent till after the votes are in but demon did it so f**k it haha

 

 fav lines…

Tim’s no Maccy D’s - there’s no "Mc" in you or your "branches"// (Emcee)
The disaster? Treez being dragged down by Echo induced avalanches…//

 I’m sick of plagiarists, we own them lyrics, so frankly, QUIT STEALIN’ EM!//
And my vocals, kid? Spanish b*tch sounds like Daddy Yankee sippin helium!//

 

-I just dont have the patience, for such minor altercations
-cut down your family "Treez", as if  I was deforestation

 

-so in order for me to be politically correct
-I wont say "Treez is ‘Better’ than Ecko, he just ‘Sucks-Less’"

btw jam idk about england but i know D grades is plenty passing in baltmore school systems hahah.
oh and Ecko, i found the pink eye line funny ass s**t.